Phyllis

Born mad. Stayed committed.

Phyllis is a bottle calf and a mini, and the working theory is that being mini has offended her personally since birth. She has spent the rest of her life making that everybody else's problem.

She escapes damn near anything you can put a calf in. Her fence is electric. It absolutely hurts to touch.

Not Phyllis. That little jolt is apparently just her morning cup of coffee.

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